The Top 10 reasons: Why air travel is better than traveling in a Luxury RV:
Number 10 – The Security scan is the only time you get to remove your trouser belt in public…
Number 9 – Riding the power walkways are the only times your iphone thinks you are actually walking…
Number 8 –Theres more bars open per mile than there is in Wisconsin on Packer game days…
Number 7 –The shuttle bus driver sings in tune…
Number 6 –The taxi ride is the only time you get to sit in the back seat of a car without handcuffs…
Number 5 –The busy baggage claim is your best option for upgrading to new luggage and wardrobe…
Number 4 – It’s the only time you travel with pets and don’t have to clean up their poop…
Number 3 – It’s your best chance of being seated next to a person that willingly talks to you…
Number 2 – Your buddy’s name is Jack and you call out “Hi Jack” every time he returns to his seat…
And the Number 1 reason why air travel is better than traveling in a Vintage RV …
It’s the only chance you get to enjoy the smell of vomit for 12 hours straight…
Entertain you I must ….
Be funny I may …
Have fun I will …